Demetrios

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Demetrios PS Vita review – A “very” cynical adventure

The best thing about reviewing games is that sometimes you get given a game that you’ve never heard of, in a genre you don’t particularly enjoy, and it turns out to be a damned good experience. *Spoiler Alert* Demetrios is one such game. Demetrios is a point’n’click adventure from French indie developer COWCAT that follows the adventure of Bjorn Thonen;… READ FULL STORY AT THEGG!

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Demetrios: The Big Cynical Adventure Review – Slobs Need Adventure Too (Vita)

Most of our adventure games star someone who is larger than life, whether it’s in stature or in the heart. But what if the hero—and I say that rather loosely—is a drunken, lazy, disgusting slob who is far from being the brightest bulb in the box? Demetrios: The Big Cynical Adventure features such a protagonist by the name of Bjorn Thonen. Bjorn is gross. He doesn’t shower. He has no problems eating thrown away food. God only knows the last time he cleaned his toilet. He owns an antique store, but he’s never there. Therefore, he doesn’t have much money. He also doesn’t have any friends, which is a huge shock, I know. Even worse, his idiocy knows no bounds. And yet, this slovenly creature is going to save the world, even though he really, really doesn’t want to. This has all the makings of a game of the year adventure title, doesn’t it? Did I mention that it’s filled with toilet humor? Literal toilet humor? You’re completely sold on this title, aren’t you? A Truly Reluctant Hero There are a bazillion games that star a reluctant hero. It’s always some poor schmuck who stumbles into a situation and finds that will…